December 2011
This damn dog dear lord
My mom picked up a stray off the side of the road
It obviously just ran away from home but since I’m the only one who knows how to actually take the precautions necessary when caring for strays-I got stuck with it. Which is fine, I love dogs
But its a boston terrier and excitable as a motherfucker
And that’s caused it to get diarrhea and it crapped all...
“When King Lear dies in Act V, do you know what Shakespeare has written?...”
– Mr. Magorium
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
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Hmm
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dryeffects:
reasons why i wish i were a cat:
i wouldn’t need a job
i wouldn’t have to study for school
i wouldn’t have to go to school
i wouldn’t have to shower
i would be able to sleep for most of my life
i’d have a tail
lnformation:
does anyone remember that one week in june when everyone was obsessed with nigel thornberry
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
We have no food in the house because we’ve been on vacation so my mom, my sisters, and I were intending on ordering pizza. But now my stepdad is throwing a fit and saying we can’t order a pizza because if there’s pizza in the house he HAS to eat it and he’s on a diet. Now all of us are eating cheezits because he has no willpower and is an ass.
I envy all of you within driving distance from an in n out
All I want for all of the holidays from this point on is a gift card to In N Out and a gas card
All I need.
OH GOD NO
I haven’t had a computer charger for about a month now
So i ‘ve been having to use the internet via my phone which is awful
But my wonderful, wonderful grandma got me a charger for christmas
And I just now opened the packaging since we’ve been at Great Wolf Lodge and I didn’t have my computer with me
And it’s perfect and shit except…
I have to order an adapter...
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thesulfurandthesea:
productofanaddiction:
When you post a secret on tumblr
does that make tumblr
a dashboard confessional
oh my fucking god
how do you non-creepily tell someone that you think you’re soulmates
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Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
I woke her up
Oh she’s so mad at me hahahahahahah
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